30 seconds and counting…
Was it the red or the green wire? What about blue or yellow wire?
20 seconds and counting…
You shift the tiny wires between your fingers. Your sweaty brow brushes them as you lean in, ever closer.
10 seconds and counting…
Your scissor blades hover, shaking above the choice. You take a deep breath and look at your watch.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1… Cut the Red Wire.
Let this double dry-hopped oat cream IPA help you make good choices.
– Deeds Brewing
