The Distributor, this “debonair” dad- bod dude delivers the goods wherever The Matriarch needs. Right now he is distributing flavour just for you. This hazy IPA is double dry hopped and will wash over you in waves of tropical bliss. Unlike this guy’s awkward dad jokes this is a velvety and silken beer that leaves you thinking of soft pillows and clouds but wake up this ain’t no featherweight. This moustachioed machismo thinks he’s the bomb but this hazy IPA is the bomb. – Co Conspirators Brewing Co.
